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modern guilt is all in our hands
Created on 2004-12-08 07:15:22 (#5391582), last updated 2009-07-09
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Basic Info| Name: | brou_ha_ha |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 06-12 |
| Location: | Cotati, California, United States |
BioIt all started when I found a particularly significant can of creamed corn. I didnt know it was significant at the time, I simply believed it to be a can of creamed corn, which it was. But it was significant too. And that's the part I am about to explain right now.
Actually it wasn't that significant at all. I don't really know why I brought it up.
Anyway, after the creamed corn, I went home and realized that my family had been replaced by robots sent from the NRA to destroy me. This was probably the second weirdest day in my life. The first weirdest was when I found myself dressed like fire fighter in Scarlet Johansen's bedroom. Actually, did I say weird? I meant excellent. Anyway, this day with the robots was pretty weird. So when they tried to attack me, I slopped a bunch of cream corn on them and scrambled their circuits. I mean eggs. No, wait, circuits is better. So yeah I guess it really did all start with creamed corn. And my family, as it turned out, had been sent to mars for a time, which was dreadfully boring, and they managed to hitch a ride on some shrapnel, which was on it's way back to earth.
The shrapnel, I found out, was actually Arnold Schwarzenegger. He goes into space sometimes when he's bored. That's a little known fact about him. What's even weirder is that he dresses up like shrapnel whenever he goes, which was against the advise of his fashion designer, but hey, these politicians all think they know what they're doing.
Actually it wasn't that significant at all. I don't really know why I brought it up.
Anyway, after the creamed corn, I went home and realized that my family had been replaced by robots sent from the NRA to destroy me. This was probably the second weirdest day in my life. The first weirdest was when I found myself dressed like fire fighter in Scarlet Johansen's bedroom. Actually, did I say weird? I meant excellent. Anyway, this day with the robots was pretty weird. So when they tried to attack me, I slopped a bunch of cream corn on them and scrambled their circuits. I mean eggs. No, wait, circuits is better. So yeah I guess it really did all start with creamed corn. And my family, as it turned out, had been sent to mars for a time, which was dreadfully boring, and they managed to hitch a ride on some shrapnel, which was on it's way back to earth.
The shrapnel, I found out, was actually Arnold Schwarzenegger. He goes into space sometimes when he's bored. That's a little known fact about him. What's even weirder is that he dresses up like shrapnel whenever he goes, which was against the advise of his fashion designer, but hey, these politicians all think they know what they're doing.
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ac/dc, art, athsma medications, audioslave, back to the future, beastie boys, beck, coffee, conan o'brien, cookies, david letterman, foo fighters, funky gold medallions, futurama, garden state, gettin' down, green day, harold and kumar, harry potter, hot chocolate, indiana jones, james' hair, jimi hendrix, jk, johnny depp, jurassic 5, led zeppelin, mad snail, mc nicoli, metallica, mix master mike, monkeys, movies, music, napoleon dynamite, ozomatli, pizza, q-bert, rage against the machine, ramones, reading, rock!, run dmc, scrubs, sideburns, sociology, tenacious d, the beatles, the darkness, the incredibles, white stripes, writing
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